Shopping at Target, I spotted this new sexed-up version of Rainbow Brite. What the heck? This isn't the same little troll doll from the 80's? I was just fine with her squatty little legs & cherub like face. I read somewhere that "she had to grow up" well fine then, replace her cheek star with some age spots, have a few burst blood vessels popping out from the top of her striped socks, and beef up that mid section with that post-prego pouch all of us child of the 80's women are now sporting. What the hell, replace that fancy horse of hers with a mini-van complete with little car seats for those little fur ball things she's always hanging around. Rant almost over: To drive my point home I photoshopped a little representation of what I see happening to Mrs. Potato Head in the near future. Go ahead Hasbro, sex that lady potato head up! Maybe they'll bring the pipe back for both of 'em then.
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So funny! Love the skinny fry!!!
Posted by: Anneliese | 03/01/2010 at 06:27 PM
You freakin' crack me the heck up!
Posted by: Aimee | 03/04/2010 at 08:12 AM
I loved the rant!! Preach on!!
Posted by: Natalie Warren | 03/15/2010 at 05:12 PM